once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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