I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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