This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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