I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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