I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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