Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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