Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Randomize