Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
