I like my sex mixed with concussions.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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