i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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