the new term for farting is butt boxing.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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