I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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