I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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