How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
