I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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