i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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