U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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