I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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