physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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