He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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