This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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