Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
