I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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