i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You need a sexual gate keeper
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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