I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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