I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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