Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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