your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
