So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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