She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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