what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
