hotel room ftw
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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