I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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