i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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