Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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