they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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