ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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