You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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