I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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