Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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