We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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