How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
