my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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