Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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