He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
