Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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