we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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