Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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