Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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