She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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