Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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