You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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