He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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